You always have a Thesaurus handy! (and you know it’s not a special type of dinosaur)
You keep a bottle of Visine by your laptop (from staring at the screen so long while writing or editing).
You get online to do ‘research’ for your novel and end up spending more time on Facebook and checking your Amazon stats!
You’ve helped write (or have re-written) a college paper for more than one friend! (click on image for larger view)
You spend much more money publishing and marketing your book than the royalties garnered from them … but you continue to write more. THAT may be the definition of insanity! (click on image for larger … Continue reading You might be an author if…
You feel bad for other authors when they get a bad review, even if you agree with the reviewer – because you know how hard it is to write a book. (click on image for … Continue reading You might be an author if…
Who’s on your team? I’m no culinary whiz in the kitchen, but being raised in the south, I can confidently say that I’m a good cook. I make excellent eggplant parmesan, a nice pan … Continue reading The publishing game and your key players!
You’ve ever “finally given in” and made an outline for your story … only to realize that your timeline makes no sense whatsoever.
Sometimes you loathe the question, “So what are you working on?” Especially if you are writing the same book you were working on when they saw you last. (click on image for larger view)
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